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16 Mar 2013 18:37:28
cant believe how friggin bad this week has been, the missus has thrown her daughter, my step daughter out because her dick of a boyfriend is in her ear all the time saying crap like 'please don't leave me', 'i miss you' and other rubbish so she feels guilty. the fukin little parasite. then today I was hoping for a good day of sport, first f1 - qually got washed out. then I thought well liverpool should win, little did I know how easily they would capitulate to southampton and then I thought well england won't lose to wales for the six nations - and guess what, they must have been watching liverpool and thought 'lets copy them because they've been momentously dire as well. I usually love saturdays but I can't wait till this god forsaken day is over.
huddz red
And now to top it off my iphone touchscreen has stopped working.
huddz red
p. s aaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh
England got belted and pool lost? That's a cracker of a weekend in my books, cheers for lifting my spirits huddz.
My iPhone's touchscreen often stops working, hit the top lock button a couple of times and it should come good mate
Melbourne CFC
Nah my little boy was playing games in it and dropped it.
Huddz red
05 Mar 2013 11:56:03
Looking for a bit of advice, I'm 22, girls seem to find me good looking but I've got a problem when it comes to talking to them, if I know a girl is interested I either come across as to full on or not interested enough just down to the fact I've no idea how to approach the situation! any advice?! x
Josh x
Well it all comes down to 2 things, do you A) just want to have sex with them or B) have a relationship with them because they are not the same, and both have different approaches
One Bomb Tom
Well the just having sex with them isn't a problem you don't really need to make the effort around where I live with girls for that,
But there's a girl now she's a bit older than me she's 25 I'm 22 we went on a date done all the couple stuff holding hands etc. But then it sorta went quiet untill last she phoned me and we got talking again. I just don't know how I'm supposed to approach it
Josh x
Where do you live? ;-)
Melbourne CFC
Beautiful Barry island! x
Looks like we're heading to Barry then Melbourne! You book the tickets, I'll sort accommodation.
KiwiRed {Ed007's Note - Obviously the lady is interested in you Josh or she wouldn't have got back in touch, so that's a major plus in your favour. The key to it all is very simple Josh, if you can make a woman laugh you are more than halfway there, whether it is to get her knickers off or if you are looking for something a bit more stable it is a good place to start. Relax and be yourself, listen to what they are saying and as I say, try (but not too hard or too stupid/crazy unless you are Scottish, then there is no limit to the bizarreness) to make them laugh, if you make a woman laugh then she relaxes and you will start to communicate and understand each other better. If there are long uncomfortable, silences then make conversation, ask her about herself, not interrogation questions or questions that require one word answers but questions that open up to conversations and you can start sharing stories about both your lives. As I said, the woman obviously likes you, so just be yourself, don't make out you are something you are not (it's you she called remember, not you pretending to be an astronaut or even me), relax and make her laugh and you shouldn't go far wrong, good luck Josh, let us know how things go for you Kid.}
Sound advice from Bond there Josh. And in all seriousness best of luck mate and I hope things work out for you. I don't think your as bad at talking to girls as you think mate, because she did pick up the phone to call you. So you must be doing something right.
Good luck mate.
KiwiRed
Flights are sorted Kiwi, got you two tickets in coach. The airline said they are animal friendly so you shouldn't have a problem getting your missus. I mean sheep on board ;-)
Melbourne CFC
Excellent work Melbourne, i'll have to keep you on as my travel agent.
And better a sheep than whatever kind of feral beast you refer to as your 'women' ;-)
KiwiRed
We are going to Barry Island Kiwi. Feral beast is a term of endearment on those shores.
Melbourne CFC
I give up on that girl! she proved to be like most women and was a complete headcase! melbourne & kiwi ill pick you both up at the airport!
Joshuwa
x
Haha good one Melbourne!
You've described the entire female race there Josh. Ahh well mate, better off without her then. "More fish in the sea" and all that jazz.
Sweet, free accommodation by the sounds of it Melbourne ;-)
KiwiRed
14 Feb 2013 12:52:11
Ever feel like you're drowning in a sea of morons?
Aman
Tsunami you mean.
frankyscouse
It's hard to soar like an eagle, when you're surrounded by pigeons mate (just ask BR eh Frankie) ;-)
Melbourne CFC
A lion could raise a mouse but a mouse is still a mouse.
Jacky leggs
11 Feb 2013 01:22:24
Could anyone help?. Iv been seeing this girl for about a week now. 1 of my best friends tried and failed to get with her. I don't know it failed for him. This happened a few months back. Now on Saturday he admitted he wanted to get with her again. Then later they disspered for while for a 'talk'. And ever since then it hasn't been the same with me and her?
As I taught she was with him that night!. He was drunk and said he fells bad. Do you think I should still be friends with him?
If you're only with her a week he obviously knew it wasn't too serious yet.
Clearly she doesn't care about you too much.
If I were you i'd remain friends with him if he seems genuinely sorry as friends make mistakes & kick her to the kerb asap - good luck mate, I feel for ya.
He's no mate if he's done that to you. Doesn't matter how long you've been with her and how drunk he was. If he can do it once he'll do it again! By the way she needs dumping.
Cheers :). Yeah shes dumped. Shame as I really did like her and the 'friend' is no more!
25 Jan 2013 23:36:45
Well today I told one of my closest friends I love her and well she doesn't feel the same at all. Any ideas on what I can or should do?
{Ed033's Note - Tell her you were drunk at the time you said it and go chat up someone else?
Tell her she mis-understood and you meant you love her like a sister!
23 Jan 2013 14:25:34
What is it with "textspeak" continued from below.
A bit like this lol
22 Jan 2013 18:43:45
can anyone help I have a major problem? during the pasy five months me and my wife have been bickering a lot and to me she has changed, she is going out a lot more with her friends and dressing up plus wearing more make up than she has ever wore before, lately she is very secretive on her phone I hear her chat then when I come in to the room she tells the person she has to go, I ask who was that on the phone she replies its just a old school friend, I ask what's her name she replies you won't know her anyway I have this gut feeling something is not right so today I have done something I have never done before I followed her for ten minutes as she got to a street were my biker friend lives she looked back, I bent down behind a yamaha 250 and noticed a oil leak and they are expensive so do you think a teflon tape can sort the problem rather than paying mega money for someone to have a look?
did I have you going guys haha.?
frankyscouse
Ahh franky you had me thinking sorry for you there hah ! Good one ya p***k lol
Irish red jr
Haha irish I heard this on a radio show last year .
frankyscouse
15 Jan 2013 18:00:28
Can stand people who say 'that's hilarious' rather than laughing... {Ed001's Note - a friend of my daughter says 'lol', I mean lol as a single word, when she clearly isn't actually laughing, let alone out loud. It sets my teeth on edge.}
LMFAO!
How about LOLcano or ROFLcopter? 2 of my personal favs.
KiwiRed
01 Jan 2013 18:29:09
whats the best way to ask a girl out i'm a shy guy who has trouble meeting new people i want to able to just go up to a girl and immediately start up a conversation i've never had a girlfriend i've never even kissed a girl i'm 22 and i feel like i'm the worlds biggest loser because my friends can just seem to pick up girls anytime they want while i just blend into the background i know that i'll probably have the piss taken out of me for this post but at this stage i'm so depressed about it i'll take whatever slanging i get i'm not a good looking guy and i'm overweight so i know its probably my looks but any help i can get would be appriciated thanks
Irishunitedfan {Ed003's Note - sounds to me like you are suffering from a bit of low esteem mate,I'm guessing when you say your friends 'pick up' girls you mean as in a pub/club? you also say you are overweight so why not join a gym this way you can get fit and feel better in yourself and get to meet new people,if you are depressed you must speak to someone close, a family member perhaps or a doctor.}
Mate i do sympathise.
First off I'd do as the ed says and speak with someone, a close family member or a really good discreet mate, a problem shared is a pronlem halved. If that doesn't help speak to doc, or maybe priest.
Secondly, go to the gym, at least you'll get a bit more toned and it'll do a lot for the confidence. Also watch the calories as well, certain foods help cause depression and just creates a nasty cycle. So couple of lifestyle changes.
Lastly, maybe try somewhere else to meet girls. Personally i find girls on nights out hard work, all a bit shallow and only after the fit guys. I think you'll be fine once you get in there and get chatting to a girl, its just getting that opening which isn't always easy in a club.
If you work with any girls just get chatting to them, just normal casual everyday stuff to get your confidence up on talking to girls.
Jump on a plane to Thailand and walk down any Soi in Pattaya and all you will hear is sexy man come inside.
Also you will get your hole over there for about £20 for the night. You will come back feeling like a new man.
Just remember to look at the hands, feet and for an adams apple before you pay them.
Ian
25 Dec 2012 22:20:07
its a bit late but merry christmas to all us whiny sods, let us all stick together very menopausally.
huddz dred
18 Dec 2012 12:35:33
why do women have to stop in the middle of the pavement in a busy city centre to bloody gossip? do you know what a phones for or fb or skype? move your arse off the pavement so i can get past! especially at this over rated over hyped time of year. unhappy and miserable of norwich!!! btw when do they put easter eggs in the shops? ive not seen any yet lool :=) {Ed001's Note - give it a week and they will be everywhere.....}
Most men i know are miserable. and attention seekers and not forgetting the way they act with a little bit of a cold.. best thing all men could do is put themselves in the recovery position just in case..
18 Dec 2012 09:13:44
Why do people drive in the bus lane during rush hour and then start to give you abuse if you dont let them out because they have been unlucky to get stuck behind a bus in the BUS LANE.
Really winds me up. Dont go in the bus lane if you dont want to get stuck behind a bus.
Ian
I hate the people who dont use indicators. they're there for a reason people, use them
huddz red
Ano huddz red a nearly got knocked down the other day cause the person didnt use their indicator and turned when a was walking a cross cause a thought they were going straight
Totally Huddz use your indicators if you want us to have some sort of idea as to where you are going.
Ian
You always get them knobheads who fly out of a junction onto a round about and nearly take your front end off, propers persons.
huddz red
Some bus lanes have set times 07.30-09.30am and 16.00-18.00. People drive out of the bus lanes outside of these times then scramble into them at the last minute to carry on/turn left. I **** them off every time. If you can't read clearly marked road signs get off roads ya muppets. The rest of us sensible road users know how to use them. grow a brain.
27 Nov 2012 17:28:39
Breaking news!! John terry collects the bbc sports personality of the year. After arriving at the bbc in full olympic strip the chelsea man clams he fully deserves the award for the effort he put in whilst watching jessica ennis win gold.
I would happily give JT all of JE's medals and clothes if it was me stripping her.
23 Nov 2012 00:06:57
Guys, I really need advice,
1) I have a levels in the summer and I'm being distracted by sort of a family fued, my parents relationship is at breaking point and I'm stuck in the middle of it.
2) My best friend and I are both interested in the same girl. Infact I like her so much and have for quite a while and I haven't told anyone. So I sit there and listen to him chat away about her when really I want to tell him and her but don't want to ruin either friendship. I now have it in my head I have no chance with her because, he's far more popular than me, better rugby player and has the six pack. So I don't tell anyone.
I don't know what to do in either situation, any advice would be greatly appreciated.
For the girl situation tell your mate that you like her and see what he says.. Since he more popular im sure he can find another woman.. For your parents im sorry mate theres nothing you can do :(.. My parents split and i couldnt do a thing :(
Irish Red Jr
21 Nov 2012 19:27:47
had a crappy day today, first got up late, then car run out of petrol, while waiting for my dad the missus got a phone call to say her dads dog has died and can she get rid of it for him. she said yes and i got to move him, no one told me that they hadnt bothered to clean him up as he had relased his bowels all over himself so when i picked him up (stiff as a board) i got rubbish on me. oh great. now tea time has come she gets salt fish i get jack all.
huddz red
18 Nov 2012 02:41:43
Sorry forgot to add that she did it to get the guy to leave her alone?
18 Nov 2012 02:37:42
Okay so I found out my girlfriend kissed another guy during the summer, but she only told me about a month ago, and I'm finding it extremely difficult to let it go.
Plus this summer she's planning on going back to the same place, and that d1ick is going to be there
Any advice?
Go with her. If she puts the blockers on it she obviously has something to hide. Next it will be she slept with him but she didn't mean too, she tripped, fell an landed on his d**k
Road Hog
Go to the gym bulk up big time and intimadate him !.. Make him Sh*t himself lol
Irish Red jr
From my personal experience, I'd say end the relationship. You said she told you she did it to get the guy to leave her alone? C'mon mate, any girl that does that is a girl not worth your time. At the end of the day it was her that cheated on you, not the other guy so you should really be mad at her not him.
But if you can let it go and move on then fair enough, stick it out.
Best of luck mate.
KiwiRed
Thanks for all the advice. Appreciate it all
03 Nov 2012 00:14:45
was the second thread removed as i am sure i replied to one about an hour ago but it seems the whhole thing is gone?
huddz rfed {Ed001's Note - possibly, one was removed, by mistake, by me.}
01 Nov 2012 02:46:07
Right lads, I was out at my friends birthday tonight and I really liked this girl and she texted me to me she wasn't interested and then I got chatting to another girl at the party and I really liked her she was so nice and she is gorgeous too, but I don't really think I have a shot at it! Should I ask her out or just leave it?
Ask her out you cant win if you dont try
SM
22 Oct 2012 04:15:32
hi sry, i dont know where else to go for this, n i dont even know why i came here, but i needa help on this, this is my assignment question, do u guys know any article available online or blogs or anything that can help with this question?
(ii) Identify TEN (10) Derivatives Mishaps in the global derivative market since mid-1980 by financial and non-financial organizations and explain the main causes for these mishaps to take place.
Kaizer
Pop in tescos ask them
Errrr......Google
Ask Hicks & Gillett (epic swindle & all that crap).......or Ken Bates at Leeds
How about the systematic dismantelling of the NHS.....the biggest mishap ever
It needs an overhaul, the nhs and the whole welfare state was created to sort out the problems from the war. That was nearly 70 years ago, and it hasn't been touched since. Now we have different issues and the system is broken and needs sorting out. The answer isn't just to keep throwing money at it like Labour or chopping stuff like the Tories.
08 Oct 2012 07:50:54
If you could punch one person in the face who would it be? I'd choose Dick Cheney, wouldn't mind punching him up the bracket
KiwiRed
Simon cowell but would find it hard to stop at 1
Harry styles
Adrian Durham from talks**te, the fella is a complete tool.
JUSTIN BIEBER
curt
Patrice evra
huddz red
All of 1 direction, Bieber, Louis Walsh, Suarez, pretty much every politican (well the male ones), my boss.
1 person is a bit limiting really.
Ryan Giggs! D!*ck!
You want to punch him in the?? O hello Rhodri.
John Terry
From Wayne in Brighton
Jedward, with knuckle dusters on.
Evra the c**t !!
Irish Red Jr
To Wayne in Brighton
That is totally unacceptable
From Ashley in London
To the last poster, you choc ice.
rio t
Rio haven't you been fined for this?
Robin Van Persie
04 Oct 2012 17:27:13
as a father of 2 young girls and step father to 1 more, i have never felt as low as i have this week with the dissappearance of this young girl,April,how can any individual take this innocent your girl is completely beyond me,the hell her parents and family are going through is beyond any torture i can imagine,one minute i am angry and then just totally sad as it obviously looks like its going to end only one way.
and to the sick,twisted person responsible,whether it is the man in custody or somebody else,i hope you rot in hell for eternity and i really wish they would bring back hanging as prison is not the answer and i would happily be the hangman .
ps- found myself asking god to bring this girl home safely but if there was a god then surely things like this would never happen
mark d,43
Would love to hear the reason from the person who disagreed to what i said,i was just trying to say how i feel about this awful thing happening and somebody obviously has strange feelings,so please man up and let me hear them
mark d
Hey man, there are phantom disagreers on all of these sites....people who just disagree for every damn post
taby
26 Sep 2012 23:24:11
Right guys, I have become so close recently with my friend and I really like her as more of a friend and her boyfriend dumped her, how long should I leave it before I ask her out?
As the legend joey from friends said 30 mins lol.. Ano to be honest i'd say 1-2 weeks.
Irish Red Jr
Make your move now.
G.A.G.U.S
Do it now lad shes vulnerable so strike while the irons hot lad
Huddz red
How did it go for ya ?
Irish Red Jr
She said yes :)
Right now to the important stuff ............ does she swallow?
^^^^ LOL best comment to this post ever
yer you had to jump on it while shes vulnerable mate
just be warned though theres the possibility your a rebound
curt
I agree with curt. She could be just using as a way of saying f**k you to her last boy friend !
Irish Red Jr
Irish Jr and Curt, if she is using you as a rebound then all the better!! Have a bit of fun and get what you can out of it I say. Milk her for all she's worth ;-)
KiwiRed {Ed001's Note - Kiwi when you say milk her, is that literal or figurative?}
Whichever one floats your boat Ed. If you wanna think of me milking a girl then I can't be anything but flattered ;-)
KiwiRed {Ed001's Note - knowing you, I was more wondering if you were a little confused with your day job milking bulls. I know how proud you are of your ability in that field. You should be, since you told me about it I did a bit of Googling and found out just how valuable bull's semen is. You must be making a fortune.}
I dread to think what you must have waded through when you googled 'Bull Semen'
KiwiRed {Ed001's Note - a friend of mine, when he first got the internet, he had just started keeping chickens and his kids wanted to know how to tell which chicks were male and which were female. So the family all gathered round the PC and Googled: 'sexing chicks'. I don't think the kids have ever got over the trauma of what they saw that day! Best thing was, well for us hearing about it the next day at work, though not for him trying to close it down, it was in the days before everyone had pop-up blockers etc. Hundreds of pop ups were shooting up all over his page and every time he tried to shut a window another one would open up in its place.}
24 Sep 2012 21:26:08
Why is it every time my life is going really well, disastrous things happen? I'm not big on discussing my private life, but I'm so depressed at the minute. Last week my on/off girlfriend of two and a half or so years, had to move to Australia with her family, which was bad enough, and really hit me hard. Then, today I find out my nan, has if she is lucky months to live after battling cancer. I'm not sure about you all but my family is incredibly close, and all my family mean more to me than anything. Why does it always happen to me? Plus I'm expected to complete my A-Level work, like that's going to be the thing on my mind. Sorry to be depressing, but I'd appreciate any advice. Thanks.
JFT96
Smithy
My gran was told she had months to live when told she had pancreatic cancer, she died 6 weeks later. i loved her very much but i was grateful she wasnt in anymore pain. i know its hard but im sure she would waant you to do well in your a levels
huddz red
Move to Australia
People who disagreed with this lads post are all ass's the lad is going through it big time
im not close with my family but i can understand what you must be going through mate
i would say just take your a levels and concentrate on them and treasure the time you have left with her and try your best in your a levels its what she would want you too do
as for your girlfriend mate i know it seems impossible now but another woman will come along who you will have stronger feelings for your still young dude you got your whole life ahead of you dont make the mistake of being tied down too young get out there on the pull in nightclubs and what not your soon forget about her
curt
23 Sep 2012 03:35:13
I would just like to say RIP again but to an elderly fella who was robbed and beaten to death in his own home. Sick C**Ts that live in sligo !!.. Rot in hell !
Irish Red jr
22 Sep 2012 03:12:04
I dont really understand the recession because basically iv no interest in it but 1 thing im wondering is.. If the money was here before it simply couldnt evapourate like water. I know if we printed more moeny it would devalue your/our currency.
Irish Red Jr
21 Sep 2012 21:01:31
I STILL can't grow a beard.
G.A.G.U.S
I find it hilarious that people disagree. I just love the thought of people staking out G.A.G.U.S house in order to find out, then witnessing he is in fact a fully bearded man all in order to come on here and hit the disagree button. People are hilarious
KiwiRed {Ed001's Note - there speaks the voice of experience!}
How do you think I know that you always sleep on the right side of the bed and have that....interesting habit every night before bed Ed001 ;-)
KiwiRed {Ed001's Note - I just assumed you were taking on my sloppy seconds mate......}
THAT is a great comeback!
KiwiRed
Try medicines
21 Sep 2012 01:10:25
I would just like to say RIP Ciara :(.. She tried to hang herself in the woods but couldn't and eventually her mum (I think) found her in the river. She was a 15 or 16 years old !.. She was getting abuse on ask fm on facebook... But i hope the F**king C**ts rot !! So sad :(
Irish Red Jr
20 Sep 2012 22:12:16
am i the only one one who hates those dancing with the stars type of programmes? how desperate for publicity do you have to be to do them?
19 Sep 2012 20:38:49
Why is it, that girls always say; 'Why can't I just date a nice guy for once?' Or even; 'Why are all the guys I date ****holes?' And yet when a nice guy turns up (i.e. yours truly), they just end up going for the ****head down the road.
Now I'm not saying I care particularly that much, but seriously, what do you really want?
In the words of Mitchell and Webb: Women, sort yourselves out!
Ted {Ed003's Note - I presume you have just been knocked back Ted ? }
Suppose it doesnt help if your a 2ft talking bear does it ted?
huddz red
p.s only jokin. i used to feel the same until i started working behind a bar, i soon learnt ladies like a little cheekyness and mystery so if i were you learn to be cheeky but not nasty - fine line there
Honestly mate, it might be hard to take but if she's looking for a nice guy, she's also looking for a guy she likes. So if you like her ask her out, if she's says no move on mate. Because their really isn't much point dwelling on it.
KiwiRed
Nah ed, I haven't as it happens. If you knew me better, you'd know I don't get rejected.......
because really, I don't ask people out. I'm quite a confident person, but when it comes to girls, it just goes and hides in the corner.
Ted
16 Sep 2012 21:10:31
what is it with 'text speak'? Are kids really that lazy that typing your rather then ur is too difficult for them? More like too stupid to know how to spell it!
I'm a teenager and it annoys me when my friends to it!! It's just stupid! {Ed001's Note - I very rarely answer texts that are sent using it. I automatically delete posts on the site done in text speak. If they can't be bothered to type it properly, I can't be bothered to try and decipher it! I really hate text speak too.}
Nice one Ed. I'm with you completely on this.
ND {Ed002's Note - Two generations down the line and I figure there will be no vowels left in the alphabet.}
Wht d f*k ed? Ws nt 2 ndstnd? -
Seriously couldn't agree with you more. I refuse to answer my kids when they send text speak so that have to write it properly to get an answer from me.
At least the Welsh will be ok in two generations time, they have no vowels now! :)
Irish Red Dog
10 Sep 2012 23:26:33
How the hell do you get out of the friendzone? Is it even possible!!
Stop hanging round the person for a while and then ask do you wanna go get a drink sometime in the future :)
Watch the film just friends mate
perfect example for you
if that doesnt work then you have no hope
the reply above that might not work she will start to hate him if he just disappears
in all honesty mate i cant see you getting out of that zone
unless you throw it out there that you like the chick and hope it doesnt back fire and make things awkward
curt
Get the person asked and stop whinging about it. Get it out there, just ask him/her if they would like to go for a drink sometime or you could wait till she's well drunk that way if she says no u can say it was the drink talking and everyone is back to normal
Huddz red
Alcahol, and lots of it!
Easy as pie my friend. Every girl I've ever been with has been a good friend first - you just have to be funny and charm the pants off them. They will come running soon enough.
KiwiRed {Ed001's Note - funny and charming? KR you must be single and a virgin then mate ;o)}
Haha a virgin! I'm the casanova of New Zealand ;-)
KiwiRed {Ed001's Note - to be fair, it is not difficult to pick up a kiwi bird, only those with curly hair get any attention down there!}
If she doesn't have an adams apple she's free game ;-)
KiwiRed {Ed001's Note - they can shave those off these days, but you know what they say, it's not gay if you don't kiss!}
Your not a man till you've had a man Ed001
KiwiRed {Ed001's Note - is that the saying in NZ? Where the men are men and the sheep are scared?}
There's a reason why sheeps tails are cut off when their young ;-) {Ed001's Note - is that to make it more exciting trying to keep hold of them?}
Good god will you two stop flirting and get a bloody room, reminds me of my holidays in wales when i was younger
huddz red {Ed001's Note - sorry huddz, I just can't help being irresistible mate, it is a curse! You know the Lynx Effect ad campaign? That was based on my everyday life, without Lynx.}
So ed not gonna work with me, im well an truly whipped into submission, although i know your pain - lynx is based on my sweat
hudd red {Ed001's Note - whipped? Your missus been reading those shades of grey books then?}
I'm open minded Ed001 if your offering? I imagine you as a Ryan Gosling type bloke.
KiwiRed {Ed001's Note - Ryan Gosling tries to be like me mate, but he hasn't got it, unfortunately for him.}
I imagine ed as a more John Cleese type that runs his halfway house a bit like faulty towers with ed002 as his wife and ed22 as the bungling Spanish waiter who's name eludes me right now
Huddz red {Ed001's Note - Manuel, Ed022 is very like Manuel I agree, unfortunately I am nothing like Basil. I can see similarities between 002 and Sybil though, the screeching voice and flirtation with any fella that shows her any attention. Yep, very like 002!}
09 Sep 2012 04:14:33
Hello lads,
Life can be soo annnoying !!.. Since im finished school this year and looking for a job within the last week and now i got a criminal record now ever since we got caught we a 'J'..Im just wondering if i get a interview would this come up in the interview ?
Cheers
Irish red Jr
Unless there is a crb check involved then just dont say anything
huddz red
Cheers huddz red :)
Irish Red Jr
Iv got a record for possession of cocaine
it never come up when i was younger going from job to job mate you should be alright
curt
How did your interview go irish red jr?
huddz red
Pretty good i must say :D.. I should be expecting a call tomorrow or the day after :).. And thanks for asking :)
Irish Red Jr
Great to hear mate, I hope u get the jon
Huddz red
31 Aug 2012 23:29:22
Ah well here we go
working flat out 5 yrs got sacked unfairly after working myself into depression, took to courts won a few quid and live the uplife for 2 weeks just to get some T/O
My girlfriend of 6 yrs is an Anti-Christ i swear, when i met her butter would not melt in her mouth. I swear dont get me wrong i love her to bits but she has a evil side i dare talk about.
She can go from loving to murdering in a second, and have a row where she puts me so far down my head goes down my shoulders, from cursing hitting vile remarks to putting me down in front of her family to all of a sudden being mrs nice again where she would do anything for me and i remember why i love her....
Need i say Flower week is the start of it
I also lost contact with my kids, 2 for 1 girl nd 1 for another because i left them after they cheated and because i found someone i love i was barred from seeing them and they changed numbers and address so i cant find them
Reddevilfan
so count yourselves lucky cause i have felt so low that the tablets did not work and the rope snapped
Jesus Christ mate go & get some help
Hang in there mate, you can get through all this. the pills didnt work and the rope snapped for a reason ands thats so you could live. remember mate its always darkest before dawn.
huddz red
p.s there are people out there that can help. hope its gets better for you soon mate
And I thought it was only my missus that was a complete nutter! Thanks mate, your sorrow has cheered me right up!
Sorry about the kids and the job though:(
Cheers lads
A friend in need
Reddevilfan
If your stopped by the ex seeing your kids go see your solicitor and ask about getting to see them at a contact centre so she is not there when u see them and if she says no then take the bitch to court
Huddz red
31 Aug 2012 23:30:29
Ah well here we go
working flat out 5 yrs got sacked unfairly after working myself into depression, took to courts won a few quid and live the uplife for 2 weeks just to get some T/O
My girlfriend of 6 yrs is an Anti-Christ i swear, when i met her butter would not melt in her mouth. I swear dont get me wrong i love her to bits but she has a evil side i dare talk about.
She can go from loving to murdering in a second, and have a row where she puts me so far down my head goes down my shoulders, from cursing hitting vile remarks to putting me down in front of her family to all of a sudden being mrs nice again where she would do anything for me and i remember why i love her....
Need i say Flower week is the start of it
I also lost contact with my kids, 2 for 1 girl nd 1 for another because i left them after they cheated and because i found someone i love i was barred from seeing them and they changed numbers and address so i cant find them
Reddevilfan
so count yourselves lucky cause i have felt so low that the tablets did not work and the rope snapped
31 Aug 2012 23:29:58
Ah well here we go
working flat out 5 yrs got sacked unfairly after working myself into depression, took to courts won a few quid and live the uplife for 2 weeks just to get some T/O
My girlfriend of 6 yrs is an Anti-Christ i swear, when i met her butter would not melt in her mouth. I swear dont get me wrong i love her to bits but she has a evil side i dare talk about.
She can go from loving to murdering in a second, and have a row where she puts me so far down my head goes down my shoulders, from cursing hitting vile remarks to putting me down in front of her family to all of a sudden being mrs nice again where she would do anything for me and i remember why i love her....
Need i say Flower week is the start of it
I also lost contact with my kids, 2 for 1 girl nd 1 for another because i left them after they cheated and because i found someone i love i was barred from seeing them and they changed numbers and address so i cant find them
Reddevilfan
so count yourselves lucky cause i have felt so low that the tablets did not work and the rope snapped
27 Aug 2012 16:52:23
Standing on a plug in the middle of the night......worse than labour?
Jamesmack8
Or stubbing your little toe, thats a killer
huddz red
NO, it is not ~ Mrs E
No catching you old boy in the zip,is by far the worst pain
Cant beat a good old tootache TBH
Reddevilfan
I sat on my nad the other night, it was probably the worst pain I've felt. When I say sat on it, I sat (without realising my nad was trapped under my thigh) then dragged myself forward in my seat. How I didn't tear it off, I'll never know.
RED_SKY
Mate, you must have some big old plums for that to happen!
25 Aug 2012 17:27:59
babies, why don't they come with sleep and mute buttons like tv remotes. i need some sleep.
huddz red
Ahhh the joys of parenthood
24 Aug 2012 06:47:05
Life just try's to piss you off sometimes doesn't it? My hot friend who is a girl, has always had a thing for me but I never did anything because I was with my girlfriend. Life thought it would be a funny idea to make her go out with a guy 2 DAYS before my girlfriend broke up with me!! I mean come one! She's a ballerina and can bend in ways you can only imagine and all I needed was about 2 weeks. 2 weeks later and I would be in with a grin, but no Life has a way to point and laugh at you doesn't it?
KiwiRed
12 Aug 2012 08:33:27
I tell you what, if the unmeasurable tripe that is 50 shades of grey can sell millions of copies then screw Uni. I'm dropping out and writing an erotic novel! Anyone got any ideas on the central theme?
KiwiRed
Ed002 and his illegal setting up of pepcam the mucky sod. ;-)
huddz red
Haha nice one. Perhaps it can centered around what Sparky gets up to when Pepe isn't at home...
KiwiRed
Or what pepe gets up to when sparkys not looking
huddz red
Huddz red how would you like to be chief consultant in this venture?
KiwiRed
Ha! yeah that would be great but we would need ed002's input. wonder if any other eds helped him trail pepe and sparky. :S
huddz red {Ed007's Note - Ed002 doesn't need our help. SHE is a more than capable lady, believe me.}
Well no wonder then, women are sneaky at the best of times. all she had to do was throw sparky a bone. ;-)
huddz red {Ed001's Note - I hope you are following Sparky's twitter account?}
I am indeed Ed001, however we will need to gain Ed002's permission before expanding on the premise she created. We'll have to sway her with charm and guile...
KiwiRed {Ed001's Note - hmmmm, I would suggest using things you actually have mate...... ;o)
I have guile, i regularly play him on street fighter 4. ;)
huddz red
p.s i don't follow personter, i have never really seen the point but i thnk i mghit hust have to start to follow sparky. lol {Ed001's Note - I don't really use twitter myself, don't like it, but I follow Sparky!}
Ahh that was very witty Ed001 ;) Well if I am to use something that I actually have then I may be stumped. However I am a male and Ed002 is a female and we all have urges....... ;D
KiwiRed {Ed001's Note - oh how I would enjoy watching you trying to get round Ed002!}
Haha well if you're into that kind of thing Ed001. I'm not shy ;) I imagine Ed002 as quite the cougar
KiwiRed {Ed001's Note - erm yes, you imagine away mate, she would eat you alive! Oh and I have never met a shy Kiwi, do they exist?}
I shall imagine Ed mate, rather vividly ;) Haha I've never known a shy Kiwi either. It's a fabled creature from ancient folklore rather like a Leprechaun or the Loch Ness monster.
KiwiRed {Ed001's Note - except less likely to exist.}
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